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Desperately Seeking Dragons

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via the-dragons-daughter)

Tina Fey photo bombing is literally the best thing ever.

(Source: women-of-snl, via mattybmorgan)

demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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(via wherewinstongoes)

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

(via wherewinstongoes)

spoopleschaboople Thanks! Whoa, I’m so flattered!

guy:

when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with

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(Source: guy, via mattybmorgan)

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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(via mattybmorgan)

Dweeb with a shred of plastic bag on his nose. #dweeb #dork #nerd #dogpics #ilovemypuppy #jackrusselterrier #puppypics

with-the-dawn:

lolathelost:

Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.

This blew my mind

(Source: seattlbites, via the-trumbernick)

Interview outfit selfie! #selfie #picstitch #polkadots #jobhunting #interview #soprofessional #teamfancy #whitegirlthings #wishmeluck

" You are a smirking, tango dancing slice of pizza. "

- remembertobreathe13 describing my personality

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via licklucifer)